mojoCrush: The illegally hot Yolandi Malherbe
She claims to be an average girl with big… dreams. But we at the Dojo think Yolandi Malherbe is an extraordinary woman with big… plans for the future.
Many will know her by the alter-ego name, “Juicy Jemma”. She’s a blogger, model and music video star who seems to be going places very quickly. In the span of a year she’s been featured in a YDE campaign, Parlotones music video (we totally forgive her) and is on track to appear in both Playboy and Sports Illustrated very soon…
Yolandi’s Juicy Photo Shoot
How important is cash when you’re looking for a guy. Be honest…
Honestly? Oh boy! How am I going to put this without sounding like a gold-digger, which I’m not? Ok, it is important because any girl loves to be wined and dined, taken on shopping trips, whisked off on romantic weekends and just be spoilt rotten. Maybe it’s just me, or maybe I’m just the only honest one around. So yes, it is important for a guy to have money, be independent and ambitious.
What is it about clearly damaged, troublesome dudes that means they always have such hot girls around them?
I don’t know! I’m not one of those girls, but I know girls who always ‘take in birds with a broken wing’. Maybe they feel they can nurture them or play a ‘mother’ role. If that makes them happy, then why not? Just don’t expect to get any nurturing from me.
What was the most bizarre thing (feature, action, magic trick etc) that ever caused you to become attracted to a guy?
Nothing comes to mind straight away, but I’m usually attracted to powerful men, such as rich guys and celebs. And, I might add, I usually only find out about their status afterwards. So I’m naturally attracted to these type of guys. Am I even making sense?
Yes. We appreciate the honesty, actually. Who’s hotter: soccer players or rugby players?
Rugby Players for sure! I like me some beef! Have you not seen Morne Steyn’s legs? Peter Grant’s ass? Schalk Burgers arms? Mmmm….
I like me some beef!
Strangely, we’ve never noticed. Have you ever properly punched someone in the face?
Yes, my boyfriend, but I had a good reason! Ha, ha, ha!
What was the biggest waste of money you ever committed?
I’m not a big spender, but I love spending on fashion. So that’s never a waste of money, but other than that… nothing I regret. Honestly.
If you could marry any dude right now, who would it be?
Gerard Butler. For sure!
What’s your view on “Friends With Benefits”?
If you’re single and don’t want the complications of a relationship, yet enjoy the perks, then why not? But obviously it’s totally unacceptable when you’re in a relationship. Just be careful not to get too attached to a ‘friend with benefits’ because you’ll complicate things and get hurt.
You have incredible boobs. Please don’t punch us, but are they real?
Oh come on, who has natural, perky D cups? Of course they’re fake! Mother Nature only blessed me with B cups and that wasn’t good enough. Ha, ha, ha! I’m all for plastic surgery, just don’t overdo it!
We’re average-looking at best. How, hypothetically, could we come right with a girl that looks like you?
I’m your average girl too, seriously! My dreams and goals are not so average, but I’m pretty normal and down to earth. Besides, I think we’ll party great together! I love people who are fun and impulsive, such as myself, and I usually click instantly with everyone!
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